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Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:06

My name is John and I'm a DFS addict

"Like someone who has only eaten Salisbury steak their whole life, and then being introduced to prime rib, the second I stuck my fork into DFS, I realized what I was missing."

Monday, 02 March 2015 06:24

Exile on Blake Street

"...A Blake Street Perestroika of sorts, that will help mend the fences of a problematic relationship between ownership and fans. I want to love the Rockies, but this kind of vindictiveness makes it difficult to say the least."

"Both fanbases are obnoxious wankers that make ISIS look like a few rowdy lads you could have a beer with."

"The inability to run the ball lets defenses know exactly what you’re going to do next. It’s football 101 and is as obvious as a 6’4” man in a dress with an adam’s apple the size of a kiwi." 

Friday, 10 October 2014 22:53

FantasyVille episode 1.7 (SSDFC 194)

John gets salty about trade slights and needs to expose the arrogance of lesser teams and their "demands."

We talk about how to keep players interested even when they're well out of it, and we talk so called medical "experts" on certain fantasy podcasts and what a load of shit they are.

We break down the nice looking games of the week, and who are "stay away" players that are proving us right. And then, what to do with Eric Decker. And then Colin gives some sage advice about the daily games which we redub "weekly games" and your regular leagues should be called "yearly games." But what do we know. Sex Dungeon.

 

Monday, 06 October 2014 06:57

Boycottin' #RockiesTown

"The Monforts won't sell, but you don't have to buy."

Thursday, 02 October 2014 09:47

As Seen on TV: Pull my pork please

"I get that some family members might come into your orbit with different tastes but these parents did such a poor job raising their kids, they bailed out on the Vikings and became Eagles, Cowboys, Steelers and Bengals fans? This is unacceptable."

"Did you notice the Stephen A. Smith Oberto Beef Jerky ads have started up again? I guess his ridiculous views on women and violence weren't enough to scare off the Oberto people, so one of the most repugnant assholes in sports media is back hawking dried beef."

Wednesday, 17 September 2014 13:14

As Seen on TV: flat stomachs and awful nerds

"Admitting this will not suddenly make me jump up and buy it. Stop admitting it. I liked Domino's better when they just lied to my face. Lie to use Dominos. Lie to us like the consumer zombies you think we are."

Monday, 15 September 2014 14:38

Come on guy...with Phil Simms

"Either way, he's done enough to prompt fans to launch a petition to get him removed from calling the Broncos game. Good luck with that. Controversy sells, and even when it's in the pasty white, gassy-dad package of Phil Simms, people will tune in to hear what he has to say (usually negative) about the Denver Broncos."

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