Thursday, 07 February 2013 04:48

Jay Cutler proposed to his pregnant girlfriend via text message, mailed her a ring.

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Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay.

Jay Cutler was named to Forbes list of the ten most disliked athletes in America yesterday. It's not too tough for Denverites to understand why. Cutler is a self-involved, whiny little asshole. Most people knew that already. What nobody knew is that number 6 is also the least romantic person IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

His fiancee, Kristin Cavallari, explained to E! online that:

"I was in the airport, leaving Chicago. We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, "Oh, shall we get married?" We're like, "Yeah, OK." And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on."

"Shall we get married"?? Come on, man. are you kidding me? Jake MAILED the ring. I mean, we have all seen him mail in a game or two but to box the symbol of your lifelong devotion to a woman and drop it off at the nearest UPS store is unheard of!

On top of that, Kristin is PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY! What an absolute turd of a human being.

 

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