It was bound to happen eventually.
Famed caller to Cecil Lammey's radio shows, Costco Joe, whipped up this cover of "Call me, maybe" dedicated to the Broncos new quarterback, Peyton "PFM" Manning. Admit it, you can't get that song out of your head, anyway.
It's, well ... why don't you find out for yourself how it is? I have embedded the SoundCloud of it right here. Enjoy. And thanks, Joe. Made my night.