Peyton Friggin' Manning is making headlines by filming a commercial in Tennessee for the Buick Marano, a car he will never, ever drive unless he's being paid to.
Here's the teaser that the local TV stations will all be playing this evening.
The general idea is that Manning "calls audibles" using the cars voice-activation system.
Tiger Woods was a spokesman for Buick for very long time but it wasn't a Buick he was driving when Elin tried to murder him with a set of golf clubs. That's because nobody under the age of 65 would be caught driving one.