Former 1st overall draft pick, Jamarcus "Purple Drank" Russell will sit down with Mike Shanahan this week according to Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk.
Shanny stirred up a hornest nest on Sunday when he benched Donovan McNabb in the 4th quarter on favor of perrenial back-up Rex "Sexy Rexy" Grossman, claiming that McNabb lacked either the brains or braun to tackle his 2-minute offense.
Jamarcus was cleared of charges last week that he was involved in distributing coedine syrup commonly mixed with sugary drinks to produce the popular "purple drank". He intends to return to the NFL.
Oh, please let Shanahan sigh Jamarcus. Please. We at the South Stands live for thing kind of thing.